It has come to our attention there are a number of creepy fake Santa’s on the market.
Please approach with caution. If you have the misfortune to encounter one of these ‘Santas’ please refrain from telling them if you are, ‘Naughty’ or ‘Nice’. This may only excite them.
You can identify these fakes with three easy tells:
1) Fake beard of cotton wool or cushion stuffing attached with obvious gaffer tape fastenings
2) Lack of trademark Santa Beer Belly
3) Disturbing sign – often implying innuendo or sleazy act