The Shambush Coffee Table Book of Shit Stories – A Note on Rachel’s Soup

Shambush! would like to apologise for any harm done due to the incorrect telling of Rachel’s soup story. We were sad to learn that certain important facts had been omitted or incorrectly relayed to you, our wonderful readers. So extreme was Rachel’s upset at our omissions she was forced to spend the whole week in the pub. We are extremely sorry and humbled.  Our readers should know that we would never want to be seen as flippant in our publications.

There are two major amendments:

No. 1.

Shambush stated there were no leeks. There were indeed leeks, which Rachel purchased one of and indeed included in her pottage.

No. 2.

The next day the soup had gone a bit,  ‘separated,watery and milky looking on top’.

We cannot state strongly enough how utterly concerned we are about telling the absolute truth when recounting tales for The Shambush! Coffee Table Book of  Shit Stories. For as you know our intention is to bring to you stories of the mundane without embellishment and to convey the truth,  beauty and integrity of those who have deigned to share their knowledge with us.

The Shambush Coffee Table Book of Shit Stories – A Note on Rachel’s Soup

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